one time i disowned my ninetendog because he lost an agility contest and that is why i know i’ll never be a responsible adult

20 June 2013, 22:38     with 4 notes        

today I came to the realization that movies are called ‘movies’ because it comes from ‘moving pictures’, just like ‘talkies’ comes from ‘talking pictures’.  somehow i never even realized it before

19 June 2013, 17:50     with 2 notes        

so my mom comes into my room and asks me if I want a toasted or not toasted tuna sandwich. So I say not toasted and then she just looks at me and goes, “Well, we only have frozen bread, so it has to be toasted.”

16 June 2013, 11:46     with 3 notes        

That super awkward moment when your ex-boyfriend (who’s also still a really close friend of yours) who lives half an hour away unexpectadly shows up on your doorstep and you’re in your pajamas, haven’t showered for three days and hobbling around with ice on your possibly broken toe. Yeah, some warning would have been nice.

15 June 2013, 20:57     with 1 notes        

for some reason my left heel hurts really badly so I was walking on my toes out of the bathroom, hit my foot off the door frame tripped and fell, and now I basically can’t walk on my left foot at all because it’s just a big ball of pain

15 June 2013, 11:36     with 0 notes        

A crow ran into the hyrdo wires or something today so we were out of power all day and I felt like I was in an episode of glee without all the gay people and all the songs

14 June 2013, 16:42     with 0 notes        

So apparently my uncle’s boss is named Michael J. Fox, and the first thing he ever said to him was “I loved you in Teen Wolf”

9 June 2013, 19:13     with 11 notes        

my sister has the most ridiculous sun burn ever. I mean, I got a farmer’s burn which looks pretty dumb, but she has two thin lines from her tank top and then one thick line from her purse

1 June 2013, 15:35     with 0 notes        

I WAS LISTENING TO DON’T RAIN ON MY PARADE AND WHEN IT SAID ‘BAM’ FIREWORKS WENT OFF SOMEWHERE NEARBY AND IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING

20 May 2013, 21:25     with 3 notes        

I made a new best friend today because I met someone my age that knew who Michael J. Fox was and knew what Family Ties was

19 April 2013, 16:26     with 4 notes