I’d like to call this picture “How to Literally Make Kennedy’s Heart Stop Beating”. Don’t do that to me. jesus christ.
I’M CACKLING BECAUSE LIKE TWO MONTHS AFTER I POSTED THIS I FELL IN LOVE WITH ANTHONY PERKINS AND MY LIFE SPIRALED OUT OF CONTROL AS I SLOWLY FELL IN LOVE WITH OLD HOLLYWOOD. THIS WAS THE STARTING POINT, FRIENDS.
one time i disowned my ninetendog because he lost an agility contest and that is why i know i’ll never be a responsible adult
today I came to the realization that movies are called ‘movies’ because it comes from ‘moving pictures’, just like ‘talkies’ comes from ‘talking pictures’. somehow i never even realized it before
so my mom comes into my room and asks me if I want a toasted or not toasted tuna sandwich. So I say not toasted and then she just looks at me and goes, “Well, we only have frozen bread, so it has to be toasted.”
That super awkward moment when your ex-boyfriend (who’s also still a really close friend of yours) who lives half an hour away unexpectadly shows up on your doorstep and you’re in your pajamas, haven’t showered for three days and hobbling around with ice on your possibly broken toe. Yeah, some warning would have been nice.
for some reason my left heel hurts really badly so I was walking on my toes out of the bathroom, hit my foot off the door frame tripped and fell, and now I basically can’t walk on my left foot at all because it’s just a big ball of pain
A crow ran into the hyrdo wires or something today so we were out of power all day and I felt like I was in an episode of glee without all the gay people and all the songs
So apparently my uncle’s boss is named Michael J. Fox, and the first thing he ever said to him was “I loved you in Teen Wolf”
my sister has the most ridiculous sun burn ever. I mean, I got a farmer’s burn which looks pretty dumb, but she has two thin lines from her tank top and then one thick line from her purse