I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.
Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever
The worst decision I ever made was falling in love with a dorky character from an 80s sitcom that no one has ever heard of and whose actor hasn’t been in anything since 1984
Jonathan and I started the sex scene and I tried an open mouthed little kiss, and he just goes “mhmm-mhmm”. And I’m like “what the fuck is going on?”. End of act one, he runs backstage and just barfs. He had food poisoning and he locked himself in the bathroom. And I just stood outside and what did I do?
anonymous asked: laura osnes or sutton foster
"Blondes make the best victims. They’re like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints." -Alfred Hitchcock.
I want to see pain here. Real pain. Now, give me pain.
for-cereals replied to your post “who needs friends when you can replay nancy drew games?”
those are the best games ever.
i’ve replayed like two of them in the past week and today i made the smart decision to actually start one i haven’t beaten yet instead of replaying curse of blackmoor manor for at least the tenth time
newsies-forever replied to your post “who needs friends when you can replay nancy drew games?”
wow ive been replaced
yes cos i am replacing you with these computer games that i’ve had since i was ten years old bye
Don’t lie, we’ve all tried the hair flip from Gilda in the mirror.
going back to school more like